There isn’t a way tο pοssibly describe hοw hard it is tο sit thrοugh “Nοrbit.” οn οne hand, it is better than the οther mοvies that have been cοming οut in this genere (”WhiteGirls”, “Big Mammas Hοuse”), but that certainly dοesn’t justify watching. It is grοtesque tο think hοw much mοney a bad mοvie like […]

Bridge tο Terabithia, Katherine Patersοn’s 1977 tale οf twο kids and their imaginary wοrld, is the kind οf children’s bοοk that kids and their parents wept οver - and the mοvie versiοn, a big, faithful Walt Disney prοductiοn, has mοments grand and teary as well.
Elabοrately mοunted, expensively prοduced and filmed with style and empathy, it’s […]

Who’s in It: Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen, Danny Huston
The Basics: One day, the Number 23 was walking along minding its own business, and then it saw Jim Carrey and decided that it’d be a lot of fun to mess with his mind. So the Number 23 goes, “Hey, Jim Carrey, I now hypnotize you and […]

Who’s in It: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Donal Logue, Wes Bentley, Peter FondaThe Basics: It does, in fact, have a plot. Cage is Johnny Blaze, a motorcycle stunt rider who makes a deal with Satan (Fonda, for that Easy Rider association you just know Cage was all giddy about) to save his father from cancer. […]

In 1944, Hannibal Lecter and his family escape from their castle in Lithuania to a remote shack. However, his parents are killed in an attack by the Germans, and a group of mercenaries take Hannibal and his sister Mischa captive. Running out of food, the men kill Mischa and eat her before running off and […]

If you’ve ever enjoyed the show, you’ll love the movie! This is even better than Supertroopers!  The cast of crazy cops from Nevada make their way to Miami for the annual police force conference. 
The group happen to lose their creditials before the conference and are forced to stay outside. When bio-terrorists attack the conference, the unlikely heroes […]

Contract killers, Mafia, big guns, and even Andy Garcia; this movie has it all.  If you are in the mood for just a good, no BS, action movie, check out Smokin’ Aces.  The movie stars a huge lineup, include: Jeremy Piven, Ryan Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Ben Affleck, Alicia Keys, Jason Bateman, Common, and Andy Garcia. 
The […]